A Letter to the Prime Minister
Dear Prime Minister,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing the country's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to banks and car companies, that
will squander
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan:
There are about 20 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Twenty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new Canadian CAR. Twenty million cars ordered -
Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing
Crisis fixed.
4) They MUST send their kids to school / college /university - Crime Rate fixed.
5) Buy $25 of alcohol or tobacco or gasoline per week - There's
your money back in duty / tax etc.
It can't get any easier than that!
Yours Truly
Ordinary Joe Canadian
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members of parliament pay back
their falsely claimed expenses and second home allowances.
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone you know
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