Priceless

The doctor said, "Dan, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine,
and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
relieve
the
pressure is to remove the testicles."
Dan was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first
time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
himself.
As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new
suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
long."
Dan" laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Dan tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Dan" admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
"How about a new shirt?"
Dan thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Dan and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2
neck."
Dan was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Dan tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Dan walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked,
"How about some new underwear ?"
Dan thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Dan's waist and said,
"Let's see...size 36."
Dan laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34
underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine
and
give
you one hell of a headache."
New suit = $400
New shirt = $ 36
New underwear = $
Second opinion PRICELESS

Ian McFetters

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